I don’t deserve this.
Do I?
I’m starting to doubt myself.
This is ridiculous.
I am trying so god. damn. hard.
Please leave me alone.
“Fiction, or, Why I’m A Cartoonist, and/or Why It’s So Hard For Me To Make Friends”, a story I’ve been meaning to tell for a long time.
Since only 10 images are allowed in a photoset, here’s the cover (bigger image here):
Something I think we can all relate to. Give it a read, please. Crackpot is a wonderful person with limitless talent and deserves the whole world seeing it.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
FUCK
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public
we’re just like
YOU ARE FAN
I AM FAN
FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
this is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
get out
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
And maybe she was very small when the Wizarding War happened but she still remembers when that word was dangerous and was legitimately scared.
Suddenly this show got a thousand times better!
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do






