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transfantasma:

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3 hours agomr-mustache-penis 9,379 notes

lowdowndandy:

If you’d like a reference for what Tumblr looked like when I joined it and then you might understand why people are saying it’s copying Twitter

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3 hours agoskidar 12,370 notes

depsidase:

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3 hours agoshinonomebrainworms 12,197 notes

kyraneko:

cleolinda:

cleolinda:

If you love Tree Law, the beloved subreddit is open again. I highly recommend sorting by top/all time.

To clarify after some questions:


(American) Tree Law is very satisfying because the cases often involve someone damaging trees that don’t belong to them, usually for an aesthetic, mercenary, petty, and/or spiteful reason. However, American tree law comes down like a HAMMER on such people, and they will get mighty fines. If the tree dies, in fact, they’ll be on the hook to replace the whole thing, and as it turns out, trees ain’t cheap. As the article above summarizes one incident in Reddit terms:

To rephrase it as an AITA post: am I the asshole if I cut down 32 trees on my neighbor’s property, but instead of just charging me a $32,000 fine, now they’re going to make me build a road and find transplanted, equally mature trees to replant?

Tree Law is perhaps one of the few branches (I didn’t even mean that to be a pun) of American law where self-entitled wrongdoers WILL face consequences. NBC Universal wants to maul a row of city-owned ficus trees to deprive striking workers of shade during a heat wave? Oh boy.

Trees are one of those things whose worth is weighed in years, whose value is inclusive of all the time that went into making it what it is. A mature tree is a MATURE tree; you cannot replace it with a sapling and call it good. You don’t just replace the tree; you must replace the years of the tree. And it turns out that finding those years to replace is both difficult and expensive.

It’s one of those lovely situations where a wrongdoer is forced to restore the situation to its former glory, cost be damned, and if it’s “too expensive” or “too inconvenient” or “I had no idea” or “this is so much trouble” then tough shit, asshole, you fucked around and by God you WILL find out.

4 hours ago6purplescissors 7,143 notes

official-boob-posts:

lmtyl:

patrickat:

Men need to STFU with the false equivalency, “Can I take my dick out in public and wave it around? No. So cover your boobs and feed that baby at home.”

The valid comparison is, “Can I take off my shirt and show my nipples in public? Yes. Carry on, then, that kid sounds hungry.”

“YOU FEED YOUR BABY SEMEN?!” as loudly as possible in public if this comparison ever comes up.

official boob post

4 hours ago6purplescissors 874 notes

death-note-heritage-posts:

agigabyte:

sapphicdeathnote:

sapphicdeathnote:

AU where Light just dies in a car accident one day and the entire story from that moment on is just L trying to prove that Light was Kira.

Light: dies

Kira murders: stop

L: Light was Kira

Task Force: Nah, Kira’s just mourning the death of the best student in Japan rip light #neverforget

I’m sorry when I first read this I wasn’t firing on all cylinders and I thought he died before the killing started and L was still trying to prove he was Kira

Certified Death Note heritage post.

4 hours agoshinonomebrainworms 1,841 notes
good-and-colorful:
“ jeantes:
“ When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.
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The exclamation point is a nice touch!
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good-and-colorful:

jeantes:

When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.

The exclamation point is a nice touch!

4 hours ago6purplescissors 59,267 notes

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

4 hours ago6purplescissors 321,239 notes

rinkunokoisuru:

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Here’s the self indulgent AU sketches I mentioned lol

The left is basically a merhog AU inspired by The Little Mermaid where instead of giving up his voice or something, he gives up the ability to swim, just in general.

Then on the right it’s a bit harder to tell, but it’s one I’ve been thinking about that I’m calling vigilante cryptid. Basically it’s a version of canon where Eggman is one of the only humans that knows about the anthros and is trying to prove their existence to his fellow scientists. Inspired by the early episodes of Sonic X and the events prior to the movies.
Idk, I like this one a lot, might try doing something with it later.

4 hours agorinkunokoisuru 5 notes
unexplained-events:
“Burning Ammonium Dichromate
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell
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unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 

This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

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fallingtowers:

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

4 hours agoluxflora 10,098 notes

hera-the-wizard:

fagcrisis:

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the comic (#1890)

4 hours agoluxflora 52,846 notes

wowowwild:

A tumblr post by tooies reading "wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure" with a sprite of Simon Blackquill reblogged by raidendotcom with the comment "yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway" with a sprite of Bobby Fullbright saluting then one of him surprised reblogged again by the original poster with the comment "im just hanging out" and a sprite of Simon Blackquill.ALT
A Tumblr post by petrowriting reading "his big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have me captivated" with sprites indicating Bobby Fullbright is talking about Simon Blackquill.ALT

I saved these specifically for Blackbright week bc I knew it was coming up when I made them. Free Day Meme Day.

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everygaara:

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twinvenus:

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thinking about them

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